CALABASAS, LOS ANGELES – It was supposed to be an intimate afternoon tea between three pop culture powerhouses – Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian, and Kourtney Kardashian. But when you combine music, a history of feuds, 24-hour lipstick, and two sisters who have never “stayed with each other” for more than 10 minutes, the result could be… more explosive than a Marvel blockbuster.

“I’m just being honest…” – Taylor Swift, seconds before the drama exploded
According to multiple “anonymous” sources (including a gardener and a neighbor’s dog), the meeting was arranged to “heal old wounds” between Taylor and Kim – after a series of high-profile dramas with Kanye West. Taylor – who is currently enjoying happiness with Travis Kelce – wanted to “make peace with the past” before releasing a new album.

In a light-hearted tone, Taylor gifted each of them an unreleased demo. The atmosphere seemed peaceful… until Taylor “accidentally” said the following to Kourtney:

“I really admire how you always keep your natural look, without too much makeup like… Kim.”

At that moment, the Gucci watch on Kim’s hand vibrated slightly. Not because of the announcement, but because… her insides were on fire.

BOOM! LIPSTICK FLIES, GLASSES BREAKS, AND TAYLOR BECAME “THE OBJECT Caught In The Middle Of The Battle”
Kim stood up, her red lips trembling with anger, walking closer to Kourtney:

“I know you’ve always been jealous of my career and style. Now you’re dragging Taylor to your side?”

Without wasting a second, Kourtney Kardashian – the “verbal slapping” queen of Keeping Up With The Kardashians – counterattacked with a light (but powerful) slap on the table, knocking over Taylor’s herbal tea.

“You’re the only one who thinks you’re the West Coast Beyoncé.”

Taylor, standing between the two “fire tornadoes,” tried to wave and say:

“Hey hey hey… let’s… listen to the demo?”

But it was too late.

According to witnesses, Kim walked over, intending to leave, but turned around and lightly swung her hand (a catwalk-style gesture), accidentally causing the Fenty Beauty compact to fly and… hit the wall, creating a “butterfly lipstick mark” right where Taylor was standing. Taylor’s eyeliner was off by 1.5cm, and fans quickly dubbed it the “fateful lipstick mark.”

Million-view livestream, Kylie “supports” from upstairs
As soon as the battle broke out, Kylie Jenner – the main character of the “Live is to live” world – started livestreaming with a cat-eye filter and caption:

“Drama downstairs today, everyone #tea.”

The video quickly reached 4.3 million views in 30 minutes, creating a TikTok trend with the remix music of “Bad Blood” x “Let It Go”.

Consequences: Who lost what? Who gained what?
– Taylor Swift: Left the scene with slightly smudged cheeks, but still smiled and whispered: “Will write a new song about this.”

– Kim Kardashian: Unfollowed Kourtney (for the 33rd time). Posted a story: “Keep your name out of my lipstick shade.”

– Kourtney: Responded with a natural photo without makeup, with the caption: “Real is rare.”